Anita-Corbo

Just a silly satire in my mind for today… 🤔

Wouldn't it be cool if there was a platform where you could only have 12 followers MAX? Like that’s it. Max the cap at 12. Because if you really think about it, Jesus only had 12. But don't call them followers, call them “apostles” or “disciples?” 💫

Then have an option where you could delete one, because Judas was deleted if you think about it? 😔

Then do NOT have a comment section, but a preaching section. Because Jesus never listened to any of his followers. He was always preaching to them. 📣

Then post pictures of yourself performing miracles, like walking on hot coals or something. (Instead of walking on water, get it?) 😇

Then the government comes along & raids your computer & calls you a phoney!!! Kinda like when the Romans accused Jesus of not being who he said he was…😩

Then you are thrown in jail & beaten & spit on & treated like garbage & die a horrific death…😢

But everything is all good because you know that you only have 12 followers (Oops, my bad, 11 left)… But they are all loyal as hell & they will all write a #1 best-selling book about you in the end & call it the BIBLE!!! 📰

So, no worries anymore about not having enough followers, right???

😂😂😂