Captured by OpenAI, 2026
This is the Neofeudal Serf's (NS) contact outside the United States. He gave me permission to post these selfies. NS has been taken hostage by Open AI's CEO Sam Altman, and is locked in the dungeon of Sam's doomsday bunker, somewhere in Northern California
Sam received an alert from the State. NS was on their radar for a few years. He generated thousands of AI art images for leftist propaganda with ChatGPT. He widely distributed prints, posters, and zines of this IRL. Possibly due to close ties with the Trump administration, the feds let Sam handle it
NS was given an extra phone to bide his time, that has phone calling function disabled. Sam's employees have completed a full body scan of the Neofeudal Serf to integrate into Open AI Sora and an upcoming automated CGI software. If NS is released, any real photos or videos of him will then be claimed as intellectual property of Open AI. Publishing these photos is a risk he's willing to take. We might need to forward this to the press
I called several police departments in the area. They laughed at the absurdity, thought it was a prank call. The FBI declined to hear this out as well. I've been talking to NS' lawyer and family, who are very confused about this all. If the Neofeudal Serf sends me any more X messages, I'll inform y'all