CCP Propaganda Takes Over California, 2026
Welcome to the Phoenix TV nightly news, your most trusted source of CCP approved investigative reporting. Introducing your first correspondent on the ground in Trumpistan. We're here exploring the beach town of San Diego, California. American't viewers can download the Rednote app to tune in.
Today's top stories:
We fact check misinformation of hacked Unitree R1 robot dogs that spread in intellectual circles of Western social media. You all have followed this closer, and we must correct the record
Gavin Newsom, future president of The People's Republic of California speaks on expansive and fortuitious Chinese trade deals quietly in the works
We share a planned leak of high technology from the glorious People's Liberation Army. They have cracked the encryption of Signal, siphoning US state secrets for the Third Great War. They have launched autonomous Xiaomi AI drones and submarines off the coast of California, ready to strike if military crackdowns at protests continue. It has been revealed that Mexican president Claudia Sheinbaum has signed off on any potential escalation.
Then a lighter segment. We catch up with an upcoming, eccentric multimedia artist/fashion designer Neofeudal Serf, with a growing following in Shenzhen and Guangdong. He requested that we speak with him in the alley of a boring suburban plaza. He shopped at the “thrift store” Goodwill to customize more clothing to sell on WeChat. Americucks are so poor that they must buy dirt cheap Chinese manufactured clothing secondhand. It's quite a sad sight to see