Make
America
Shit its Pants
at all the Immigrants while simultaneously creating a strong populist movement driving an economic windfall so
Great
it will sweep us up in a renewed golden age to be enjoyed by all and forgotten again too soon afterwards (particularly by the white folks and the rich folks) when it comes time for us return to the xenophobic fever dream we can’t ever seem to quit
Again.
…You see, bumper sticker slogans really aren’t my thing.