And Now the Copilot version
Experiences:
This Sunday, feeling bored, I drove down to the Sportsman Warehouse to pick up some 9mm ammo. After that, I checked out a Walther PDP. It fit my hand really well. Leaving the shop, I went to my truck and emptied my pockets, which had the ammo in them. While doing this, my wallet fell out.
At the range, I shot my new Sig P320. It has a nice trigger and is well-balanced in the hand. However, it is a little large for my hand, so I'll have to work on the grip. The sights didn't work for me, and I need to get shooting glasses to see the sights properly. Getting old sucks. After finishing about 100 rounds, I went to look at red dot sights. I decided to buy one and reached into my pocket for my wallet, but it wasn't there. Oh shit. I went to look in my truck. Using the Findit app on my phone, I saw that my wallet was in Federal Way, not in Factoria, which is about 28 miles apart. Then I noticed all these text messages of purchases at Walmart. Crap.
I spent the next half hour locking all my credit cards. I called Verity first to get the card replaced and have them remove the charges. Next up was the Discover card. Same thing. PayPal was closed. Go figure. I was able to do everything for Apple through the app. I still called Apple to make sure everything was shut down and marked as disputed.
Just in case, I loaded the shotgun and placed the flashlight in an easy-to-reach spot.
On Monday, I took the day off to run around and get my driver's license replaced and a new debit card. I went to the bank and made sure the credit and debit cards were reported and got a new debit card. It's hard to live without a debit card in this day and age. The DMV wait was only about 20 minutes, shockingly fast, and it cost me 22 dollars. Costco was next. This wasn't an issue, but I had to show a photo of my old license and my temporary license. I do hope the people who used my card got some good stuff, basically for free.
On Tuesday, I filled out the documents for a work replacement card and called PayPal to have everything shut down and a new card ordered.
Now I have to wait for the replacements to arrive so I can fix all my auto-pay. Fun