Ways to Prevent Being Eaten by a Bear
- Don't go outside
- Travel with slow friends
- Work out enough to be able to fight a bear
- Read and learn from The Revenant
- Don't study them
- Bring them so much food that their hunger is sated
- Bring a game to distract them with
- Don't get in their enclosure at the zoo
- Learn rhetoric well enough to persuade a bear that they don't want to eat you
- Wear some armor
