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Ten Bad Ways to be Bored at Work

  1. Play paperclips
  2. Reorganize your mailbox
  3. Deep clean your desk
  4. Make coffee
  5. Go to the bathroom
    1. (repeat 4 & 5 as unnecessary)
  6. Deep clean someone else's desk
  7. Water your desk plant (which is fake)
  8. Change your department's file structure (without telling anyone)
  9. Delete files on the company server that don't help you specifically.
  10. Find people online who don't like the company you work for and insult them, on behalf of the company.

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