📺 Ancestors Assemble – Season 1
Streaming now on GeneFlix
🧬 Episode 1: “Taforalt Trouble”
The gang discovers Taforalt's DNA is 88% North African Neolithic, but the oracle keeps calling him “Natufian-adjacent.” He’s NOT okay.
🧬 Episode 2: “Fulani Finds Himself”
Fulani takes a 23andMe test and freaks out when it says:
“You are 30% Anatolian. Consider farming.”
He spirals into an identity crisis.
🧬 Episode 3: “Natufian’s Cousins Keep Showing Up”
From Palestinians to Moroccans to random Yemenis—everyone claims him. He just wants some alone time in a cave with his sickle blade.
🧬 Episode 4: “The Anatolian Invasion”
Anatolian Farmer shows up uninvited to a North African party and somehow everyone becomes 40% him.
Berber MAR TIZ starts questioning everything.
🧬 Episode 5: “Zagros Got Game”
Zagros Neolithic Farmer wins the hearts of every woman in camp with his spicy sheep stew.
Even the Jomon thinks it smells “interesting.”
🧬 Episode 6: “Jomon Joins Late”
Jomon accidentally DNA-matches with Iberomaurusians and asks:
“How the hell did I get here?”
Nobody knows, but he’s vibing anyway.
🧬 Episode 7: “Bantu Throws Shade”
Bantu (Kenya) roasts everyone for their 30% this, 15% that mess.
“You call that a lineage? This is a lineage.”
Mic drop.
🧬 Episode 8: “Arab Expansion: The Musical”
The gang reenacts the Arab conquest through interpretive dance.
Natufian sings lead. Fulani beatboxes. It ends in genetic chaos.
🧬 Episode 9: “Where Did the Taforalt Go?”
Modern North Africans try to summon their ancient ancestors but get Anatolian and Levantine noise instead.
Taforalt ghosted them long ago.
🧬 Episode 10: “DNA Family Reunion” (Season Finale)
Everyone shows up to the oracle mixer.
Caucasus HG fights East Euro HG.
Fulani and Berber hug it out.
Taforalt disappears into the sunset whispering,
“I was the original blend.”