🥄 Recipe for a Silent Attentat (Serves: 1 Victim)
Ingredients:
1 tall man (2 meters, preferably German)
1 oversized ego (unspoken, but ever-present)
1 narrow space (ideally near a restaurant entrance)
250ml stale cigarette smoke
1 victim with heightened perception and a burning throat
1 spoonful of indifference
Optional garnish: dead stare, clenched jaw, silence louder than words
Instructions:
Preheat the space by removing all emotional warmth and ensuring complete disregard for personal boundaries.
Place the tall man directly next to the unsuspecting victim. No greeting necessary — just stand there like a wall of flesh and entitlement.
Begin slow release of secondhand smoke, letting it drift thoughtlessly into the victim’s lungs. Avoid eye contact. That would imply humanity.
Add one deep inhale of despair and a whisper of rage from the victim.
Let the scene simmer in silence. No action, no apology. Just smoke and presence.
Serve cold — with a burning throat, swallowed screams, and the feeling of being erased while still standing.
Pro tip: Pairs well with institutional gaslighting and casual racism. Best consumed in modern Europe, preferably in public.