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California Man Spends Over 60 Years Untangling His Venetian Blinds
January 23, 2026
Santa Jeopardizes His Relationship with the Air & Space Force, DOJ Investigation Underway
December 22, 2025
Another Santa Sighting, Gets Scared Off by Investigator
December 20, 2025
Santa Shows Off New Ride & Companion
December 19, 2025