Moorcock's advice on how to write a novel in 3 days is well known at this point, but it is very specific to the kind of adventure/fantasy yarns I have zero interest in. So what follows is my attempt to take the bits of advice that could ostensibly apply to writing a more “serious novel”, adjusting it some and collating it with other writing tips I gathered over the years.

How to Write a Novel in One Month:

1) Everything must be mapped out and prepared before you begin: the entire outline, all the research, writing space and tools, meal prep (yes, stock fridge and freezer), daily routine, everything.

2) Model basic plot on another basic plot you admire (not the story, just the plot—see Alan Moore's take on story idea vs. plot).

3) Turn off phone, internet, lock everyone out of the house, and speak to no one. You are writing.

4) Divide total of 60,000 words into 3 acts: 20,000 words each. Divide each act into 8 chapters: each 2,500 words max. Write one chapter a day.

5) Establish all main characters & themes in first act (between chapters 1-8).

6) Give each character a “funny hat” (iconic look, name, characteristic).

7) Include major event/reveal every 1000 words or so.

8) Each chapter must: (a) Be written with the same enthusiasm as the first, and (b) Propel story forward.

9) Include actual not-so-common knowledge in the book and make it central to the story.

10) Ending must be surprising yet inevitable (i.e. set it up bit by itsy bitsy bit in each chapter)

Given that I have yet to write a novel myself, it goes without saying this particular 10-step guide hasn't been put to the test and as such is unproven. Hopefully, that will change in the next couple years.

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