Bras Are Expensive.
Bras are expensive
and my tits are huge,
The world is not a fair place
I tell myself as I eke
another day from the broken clasps
embarrassed at the state of things.
I had no expectations when I was young.
When I did think about it
I hoped for average sized breasts
The kind that are not difficult to manage.
But even average sized bras are expensive.
Mine are monstrous.
A result of successful hormone intervention.
A friend of mine was killed by hers.
I am sometimes afraid when I think
about the possibility
that these things might turn against me.
That would not be a fair fight.
I sometimes sit around in my bra,
typing. Especially on hot days.
I cannot talk about vaginas
in the same easy way some women do.
My vaj is a minefield, a disaster area.
Tits are one thing, but like all vaginas
mine is a crime scene,
a locus of political violence.
Whether you're born with one, acquire it later,
or only aspire to do so,
vaginas are the mother of all headaches
Even the hypothetical ones.
In a recent shooting,
mine was implicated as a person of interest.
Thankfully we both have alibis.
But that is a story for another time.
At least thats's what I tell myself as I pray
for my bra to hold out for one more day.
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