I was born 4,679 days, 90 minutes into the new epoch. I write elsewhere too: http://follow-the.link/to-omars-writing

it only took me over a decade but,

i now realize i can read literally all the unread email in a folder by picking “unread” in sea monkey mail, then literally hitting the space bar.

yeah the space bar.

the space bar is the final frontier? ha ha fuck that is clever actually space is.. fuck off

it advances page by page through each unread message, without having to click the next one. (i have no idea how i missed this, either.)

But it's funny. ::rolls eyes at self::

  • as observed from the new epoch