JARRETT

The time is 11:06 p.m.
Wait, it's 11:07 p.m.
Soon it'll be 11:08 p.m.
Yup. It's 11:08 p.m.
Now it's 11:09 p.m.
Great! It's 11:10 p.m.
Oh, cool. 11:11 p.m. Should make a wish.
It's 11:12 p.m. Still awake. Wish didn't work.
[11:13 p.m. not found]
OK, it's 11:14 p.m. I got distracted so I missed 11:13.
The time is now 2:43 a.m.