(Note: AI wrote this, though I wish I had.)
Hello,
I hope this email finds you well. I am writing to ask you to keep gerbils out of your rectum. Gerbils are small rodents that live in colonies and can be quite destructive. They can chew through wires and cables in electrical systems, and can even cause fires. Gerbils also carry a number of diseases, including plague, which can be deadly to humans.
I hope you understand why I am asking you to keep gerbils out of your rectum. If you have any questions, please do not hesitate to contact me.
Thank you,
[Your Name]