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How I Won The Russian Election

Champagne and dirty roses
A course of wallops to renew
Lairs of fire and lockup
A new constitution
Grey and green and great
Where whales dare to go
We had one party
And one prison
The desperate to decide
Derail nothing but their own
And in prejudice I carry a knife
Thinking this is holy
But due to what-
An ambulance for Navalny
Throes of temptation to let him be
And officers greeted me there
I had a wish
To be great in America too
And decided better days
Were red, white, and blue

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