Tea Time – The Story of Captain Crunch ☕️
OMG, I literally have so much tea. So basically, this creepy weirdo, let's call him Captain Crunch, he has had a crush on me for about a year and a half now? And I don't like him back. Seriously, I think it's mega-weird. Anyway, he's asked me out so many times, and I've rejected him in all of them. He told all my friends that he's going to continue to ask me out because he just can't let go. Like, shut up! Anyway, so then I had an idea. I knew how to make him get the hint.
Of course, step 1 is ignore him. And I did. Completely. He'd say “Hi,” and I'd say literally nothing. He even asked me if I was okay. I was so disgusted. Step 2 is to tell all my friends that “I hate him so much, like ughhh” and that's exactly what I did. I complained about him 24/7. Eventually it got to him and he never talked to me again. Just to secure that my plan worked, I texted him to stay away from me forever.
Then later, me and my friends were at my lunch table, and Captain Crunch has the AUDACITY to sit down in one of my friend's spots! Let's call this friend Cheerio. He stole Cheerio's spot and left to go get his lunch. Like, what?? So Cheerio obviously kicked his backpack off of the chair and sat down. And she had every right to do that. I mean, I told Captain Crunch to stay away from me and now he's sitting at my table?? When he came back he caused a scene. He was crying and screaming and throwing a fit, like are you autistic? A teacher literally had to come over and tell him to move his a–
And he never sat at our table again. All his friends hate me because what I did was kinda cruel, but I did what I did to protect myself from getting stalked. Plus, he only has two friends anyway, so who cares?
That's my tea for today, but you guys know I'll have more later.