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Another NYC NFL Team Announced

The fourth National Football League team for New York City was announced today in the league’s latest expansion. The NFL currently stands at 128 teams with eight conferences and a season consisting of 35 games. This is second only to the National Pickleball League which has more teams, higher television ratings and viewership, and a higher salary cap. The New York Bankers join the Giants, Jets, and the Cabbies representing the greater New York area in American football. New York City also announced plans to build a new stadium for the Bankers. It will be part of a land reclamation project to expand Governors Island further to the South with enough space to accommodate a modern stadium with 127,000 spectators. New Yorkers are split on the expansion. Many are excited by a new team to support given their general disgust and loathing with the other three. Most are disgusted and loath the fact that there is now another team to support.