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Dogs Unable Rid Dog Park of Geese

A dog park in Salt Lake City, Utah was invaded by a large flock of Canadian Geese earlier this week. Several dogs visiting the park attempted to chase away the geese. However, the geese did not fly away to the dogs' surprise. Several hundred birds turned toward the oncoming dogs and angrily hissed in response and chased the dogs out of the dog park. This is unusual behavior for common Canadian Geese. City park administrators have tried other means to chase the birds away from the dog park, including hiring a DJ to play dubstep music at a loud volume for a week. All expulsion attempts have failed so far. The US Fish and Wildlife Service has dispatched some geese experts to investigate. A spokesperson for the city's dogs expressed outrage at the intransigent geese and disappointment in the city's leadership.