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Fish and Wildlife Changing Policy with Troublesome Endangered Animals

The US Fish and Wildlife Service announced today changes to its policy on managing endangered species within the US. The Service cited a changing attitude toward the preservation efforts of these animals and, as such, specific species will be handled differently when it comes to strike actions. A spokesbird of the California Condor Alliance commented that that Service continues to try to force its members into submission through repeated conservation programs, periods of captivity, and release for time served. The spokesbird stated that the alliance will continue to resist the extra attention that being endangered brings until all of their members are free of captivity. The Louisiana Black Bear Union has taken an aggressive stance against the Fish and Wildlife Service for its continued delay in expanding its habitat. A spokesbear indicated that the members of the union will continue to encroach on human property, dig around in garbage cans, and generally cause more nuisance until they can roam further. The Fish and Wildlife Service commented that collective bargaining efforts will continue with the species as long as those negotiations are conducted in good faith.