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SPONSORED CONTENT: “T” and “5”

Today's news summaries are brought to you by the letter “T” and the number “5”. Coincidentally, T-5 is the size of Torx driver that can open most laptop computers. That’s where the various intelligence gathering services place teeny tiny microchips to spy on you. Remember, loose chips sink ships.

So, let's not take our laptops into the bathroom anymore, OK?