Crazy Jeopardy
This story was originally published to Medium on June 9, 2022 (https://medium.com/non-monetized-together/crazy-jeopardy-734d957d53dc?source=friends_link&sk=117d3506876cbd19443a286decc3f1aa)
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Host: DT
Contestants: AR, KC, and TH
AR: I’ll take “just guess” for $60, please
Hint on the board: “Oh, yeah!”
AR buzzes first.
AR: Let me win.
DT: That is incorrect.
Now, it’s TH’s turn to answer.
TH: Oh, yeah?
DT: Correct.
TH: Math for $300, please.
Hint on the board: “Math”
KC buzzes first.
KC: What is the title of this Jeopardy category?
DT: You got it.
KC: I’ll take “food” for $140
Hint on the board: “It’s not an apple.”
DT: TH buzzed first, let her answer.
TH: Why is my apple white?
DT: That’s the right answer.
TH: Sports for $800
Hint on the board: “Weight-lifters.”
KC’s turn:
KC: Who are Alvin and the Chipmunks?
DT: I’m sorry but that is incorrect.
AR: Who spends more time lifting weights — weight-lifters or stamp collectors?
DT: You got it.
AR: I will take “quizzing” for $1,000.
Hint on the board: “The world’s easiest answer.”
AR buzzes first.
AR: What is the world’s easiest answer?
DT: Correct, you win.