I attempt satire about Covid
In today's headlines:
Experts Advocate For Living Permanently In Space As Covid Cannot Travel In A Vacuum
EXTRA EXTRA:
Dormitory Managers Install Cameras In Shared Showering Facilities To Ensure Residents Keep Masks On During Showers.
Paul, a 51-year-old manager of a dormitory near the city area, said: “We are making plans to stop residents from brushing their teeth. While brushing their teeth, they are not wearing a mask. But the Covid virus could spread very quickly, as anybody knows. The Delta variant cannot be underestimated. We must consider the greater good. Public health is paramount, and we are committed to the safety of all our residents.”