It's Cool to Drool ; Happy Dog song
It's cool to drool
if you're a dog
it's cool to drool
the boss doesn't fire you
nore exclude you from his happy view
no one points the finger
you are always allowed to linger
it doesn't make you look like a fool
it's cool to drool
if it flows for bowls with food
it's cool to drool
It's cool to drool
if you're a dog
it's cool to drool
it doesnt make you a liability
just a bit harder to come in the vicinity
of our friends with food
but not altogether impossible
you still get to eat a belly full
it's cool to drool
if you're barking sane
it's cool to drool
It's cool to drool
if you're a dog
it's cool to drool
you're no danger to society
they don't demand sobriety
they will not put you away
all we are remains okay
you don't have to go to special school
it's cool to drool
if you're a wet nosed tailwagger
it's cool to drool
It's cool to drool
if you're a dog
it's cool to drool
it doesn't make a difference
you just have to keep some distance
when you're slobbering
they still love you just the same
no need to be ashamed
use your puppy eyes to wind them
like gooey threads on a spool
it's cool to drool
as long as you bark, walk and behave like a dog
it's cool to drool
but if not
they'll call you a fool,
there's nothing cool about drool,
you'll live forever in that special school
barking is useless
they'll just call you mad
so keep those four legs on the floor, noses wet, hang out with your best tongue, sniff buttocks, wag tails and bark from your first day till your last it will always be
coool toooo droooooool
woof