“Do not be so open-minded that your brains fall out.”

About

About

Stories. Not a blog. was conceived in 2019, when I found myself needing an anonymous space to share stories from my childhood, teenage years and early-twenties.

As crazy and far-fetched as they may sound, rest assured that they are all true. This (not a) blog is, after all, a mediocre attempt at an autobiography.

Welcome.​ Stick around if you want to.