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I was standing outside for a quick selfie in front of the marquis before I...
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So Mother,
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So I just quick calculated, and I only have to work until I’m 147 for my...
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The density of Washington DC.
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Make
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Forgot how in Cincinnati everyone looks like they’re dressed to play a quick...
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The guitarist’s fingers moved over the fretboard like a dancing leprechaun; in...
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I didn’t realize until this year that Rudolph the red nose reindeer’s...
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I’m out of ideas, he said,
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A stray, blue balloon drifts stealthily by, passing the door to my neighbor’s...
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An alternate present, where the timing on stoplights is driven by a platform...
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After the big snowfall the other day, I didn't get a chance to get outside ...
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Me (gesticulating wildly at the TV): What the fuck is a forensic gynecologist?
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That point in the night when the spooky sounds dot mp3 is superseded by my two...
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The sound of the metal heating up was the one thing I could never get used to.
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The lizard sat on the hot rock and stared out into the air.
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The hippies next door are making costumes.
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Dear Brother With Whom I Disagree On So Many Things,
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Deep Fakes
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...one of the terrible features of the pandemic was that you tried to put the...