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The thoughts you no longer think,
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"What the hell are you doing, you stupid phone?" I ask.
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"Revenge is a dish best served by me—at whichever temperature I feel like.”
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The apprentice grabbed his mentor by the shoulders.
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"You mean once the war begins?
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"So that’s the schedule for the day.
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A group of sentient role-playing video game characters discussed the nature of...
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I snuck upon a sleeping lion and bit the underside of its neck — all so that...
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An elder fish once spoke of watery truths to many a young egg that on the eve...
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"No one understands me like you do!” The girl wrapped her arms around the thick...
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"I must confess mine is a marriage of convenience,” the man said.
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The woman surveyed the tables and grimaced.
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"Do you remember when we were real?”
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"Well that’s all we can muster.
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'Tis one of those days when time seems more interested in mocking rather than...
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There exists a broken clock in a broken house, it doesn’t tick and it doesn’t...
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The meat machine is
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“The court finds itself in agreement with the defense's position that the...
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“I re-affirm my commitment to embark on this mutual journey of transformation,...
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Thirteen angels danced on the head of a poorly-sterilized pin.