Distorted Gibbon

Unrestrained subjectivity posing as actual expertise. Nothing new. Worthless critics have been doing for decades and making a tonne of money from it. Distorted Gibbon has no interest in such piffling trifles. Brutal honesty all the way.

There are no bad reviews because there's enough negativity out there already. Refer back to the subjectivity thing – if I don't get into it, there's someone else out there who will. If the Gibbon can't say anything positive, the Gibbon will shut up.

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