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Perfection February 5, 2021
Archive February 3, 2021
The Crayola Scar Horrors ft. SpongeBob SquarePants January 28, 2021
File A Complaint January 26, 2021
Insomnia January 26, 2021
Mr. Smith January 25, 2021
Summer Ditchin' January 23, 2021
Time January 23, 2021
About January 22, 2021
SpongeBob Smackdown January 22, 2021
I Gave Into Temptation....and I Feel Better for It? January 18, 2021
Temptation January 16, 2021
Throwaway "Poem" No. II: (my darling, my sweet) January 12, 2021
2020 January 1, 2021
Wishes for a Non-Existing Genie December 15, 2020
I'm A Fun Person, I Promise December 11, 2020
Throwaway "Poem" No. I: $100 December 5, 2020
"Normalcy" in the White House... December 4, 2020
Jealous December 3, 2020
Today is my birthday. December 2, 2020