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‘Make a Wish Foundation’ Grants The Job’s Dying Wish to become a Real Police Department
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EXCLUSIVE: Inspections units disbanded and absorbed into TSA
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Precinct Holiday Party Fight to Feature on Pay-Per-View
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Detective with 10% Clearance Rate Really Sticks it to Patrol
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FINALLY: Department Implements Longer Shifts to Raise Morale
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Promotional Schools Set to Charge $2,499 and One Testicle for Next Sergeant Exam
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Department Mandates Thousands of Mobile Field Forces in Anticipation of Petit Larceny Verdict in South Dakota
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Union President Advised by Delegate to Just Take the Hit on Federal Charges
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Precinct Commander Denies all C.O. Recommendations in Bid to Boost Morale
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Cop Ends Anti-Police Sentiment by Breaking His Leg Climbing Crates
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NYC Pride Group Vows to Fight Discrimination by Discriminating Against Police
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Precinct Commander Realizes He's Not That Big of a Deal
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New "Shout-Out a Co-Worker" Program Leads to Massive Boost in Morale
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New Impersonation Unit Targets Internal Investigators Posing as Detectives
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Civilian Employees with no Police Experience Release Trove of Personal Data on UMOS
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Unions Demand Chief of Patrol Position Remain Unfilled Until after the Election
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Majority White Protesters Demand Majority Minority Police Department Diversify
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Department's Rumor Production Unit Forced to Work 24-Hour Tours to Combat the Spread of Factual Information
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Rioters Demand Cops De-Escalate by Using Verbal Judo Against Airmail
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Cops Assigned to HQ Suddenly Inundated with Work During Mobilization