Multiverse News

News summaries from across the multiverse.

School Corporation Buys 99 Acres of Land for Planned Re-Education Camp October 19, 2023
Increase in Hot Pepper Consumption Leads to Change in Americans October 18, 2023
FDA Ban on Caffeine Leads to Workforce Productivity and GDP Declines October 18, 2023
Third Presidential Debate Ends in Trivia Pursuit October 17, 2023
Argentina Seeks to Win Back the Falkland Islands in the Wake of Brexit October 15, 2023
Brooklyn Residents Told to Evacuate as War on Bed Bugs Begins October 14, 2023
Striking Writers Demand Change in Mandated Candy Dispensers October 13, 2023
Emotional Support Kangaroo Finally Captured October 12, 2023
School Board President Ousted Over Tacos October 11, 2023
Law Firms Seek Conflict-Free Representation to Sue Each Other October 10, 2023
Fifth Graders File Lawsuit Claiming Cafeteria Food Violates the Eighth Amendment October 10, 2023
Representative Triggers Fire Alarm and Faces Reprimand October 9, 2023
Grant Program for Heavy Metal Music Education Blocked October 7, 2023
Fancy Bear Attacks Model Train Infrastructure October 6, 2023
Syrup-Induced Recession Likely Despite Fed Intervention October 5, 2023
Clown to Spread Joy (and Terror) from Space October 4, 2023
Fourth Pig in Space October 3, 2023
Wyoming Governor Appoints Anarchist to Fill Senate Seat October 2, 2023
Dogs Unable Rid Dog Park of Geese October 1, 2023
High School Robot Elvis Fails to Impress October 1, 2023