Multiverse News

News summaries from across the multiverse.

Liar Whose Lies about a Liar Used by Other Liars Arrested February 17, 2024
Greater Access to Implants, Organs, and Wetware Soon for All Americans February 16, 2024
Nutella Found to Have the Wrong Nuts February 15, 2024
Jon Stewart, Old Man, Complains About Two Older Men February 13, 2024
Taylor Swift Spotted at Usher Concert February 12, 2024
Trump Calls on Russia to Start World War III February 12, 2024
After Chiefs Flag Allegedly Buried in Raiders Stadium Other Curses Uncovered February 10, 2024
US State Department Issues Travel Warning for the United States February 9, 2024
US Marine Helicopter Lands in Walmart Parking Lot February 8, 2024
Octopuses Protest Proposed Octopus Farm For Food February 8, 2024
Genetically Modified Tomatoes to Come in a Rainbow of Colors and Flavors February 6, 2024
Boeing Blames "Stu" for 737 Max 9 Problems February 5, 2024
New Launches Signal Competing Interests in Space Tourism Business February 5, 2024
US Space Force Claims Far Side of the Moon for Secret Base February 4, 2024
DoD Using Taylor Swift in Cover-up for the Secretary of Defense February 3, 2024
Elmo Now A Licensed Psychoanalyst February 1, 2024
Musk's Neuralink Implant Solves Tesla Backseat Driving Challenge February 1, 2024
Florida Manatees May Be Gathering for Terrorist Plot January 30, 2024
Continuing Tech Layoffs Based on a Bet January 29, 2024
NSA Admits to Spying on American Netflix and Amazon Prime Viewing Habits January 28, 2024